moldfarm

Now as far as my getting baptized, as I've stated several times now, why would
ye olde lorde care if my head has been dunked in water or not??  What if I
got a corporate batism, like being baptized in Diet Caffeine free Pepsi? would
that be the same thing? Probably be bubbly (just dont' get it in my
eyes!!)  Or what about coffee?? Or Bong water? Holy bong water! or What if
I took a bong rip and used holy water? Wouldn't that be better??? Better than
dunking? I've been in water before, also, like bathtubs, oceans, seas, hot springs, showers,
pools, lakes, rivers, creeks, streams, hot tubs, jacuzzis, saunas, etc. Isn't
that good enough?  I'm not sure if I've ever bathed with any holy men,
either, not sure I want to bathe with a Cathloic priest, even if it's in just
regular old diet pepsi.  Hmm.. Anyway seems like I'm gonna need a bit more
convincing before you get me into a bathtub  with a cathloic priest, and
expect me to believe that I'm going to come out of it going to heaven..

=-mike-= (baptism contains phenylketonurics)

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